9/17: Top 10 Ways (plus 7 extra TOPLESS) I Dare You to Lie to Me

in #comedy7 years ago

I don’t like it when people lie to me. Though I may not like it for a different reason than your parents didn’t like it when you lied to them in response to their meddlesome questions. They probably just wanted to know what you were up to so they could keep you in line like their little pet. Or they wanted to know what for you needed the banknotes you’d swiped earlier from dad’s wallet...

Just digressing here. And kidding, of course.

I simply don’t like lies because lies are not factual reality. And things tend to go sideways too often whenever people start believing in things that are not really there (flying unicorns anybody?). Still, if you think lying or speaking half-truths is a vocation worthy of pursuit, then why not...

Become a banker, and...

Do me a favour by typing out a random amount, which you’ll then pompously call a ‘loan.’


Tune in for 10/17 coming up!

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I worked in a bank IT dwpartment and I never tired of making the distinction that I was in IT and not banking!

Yeah, the banking stigma would be hard to scrub off...

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