This is supposed to be satirical and is an entry for @v4vapid's contest and is in no way supposed to be inflammatory.

What happened?

A Boeing 777 disappeared on its way from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing in March 2014 with 239 passengers and crew on board.
This number constituted for 227 passengers, including two infants and 12 crew members, sparking a two-and-a-half year search that has focused on the Indian Ocean.

What could've caused the disappearance?

Over the years there have been many theories on how Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 could have disappeared.
Some consist of there was a hijacking, or there was an accidental takedown of the plane by the government in that region, but I present you the most compelling and convincing theory.
First of all, I'll show you the flight path of the aircraft when it was detected by radars:

As you can see from when the flight takes off at 12:40 AM and it is on it's course to Bejing but then the transponder beings to stop working for some unknown reason at 1:30 AM. It is then picked up again by the Malaysian Military at 2:40 AM where the flight is spotted near Pulau Perak.
If you look closer, you can see a distinct shape being created... a triangle![]
Let me make a quick alteration to the map to make it more apparent.

• 10/10 Photoshop Editing From Me

You'd expect me to say this is the work of the Illuminati but I'm not that cliche... it is something worse... something way more sinister and morbid...
The Bermuda Triangle

Some of you may say the Bermuda triangle isn't anywhere near Malaysia; if anything the Illuminati being at work makes more sense!

Well, hold your horses.

Most of you know that birds migrate from Europe to Africa in the attempt to find some warmth; The Bermuda Triangle does the same. The disappearance happened on the 8th of March, and during March the temperature in Bermuda ranges around 20 degrees celsius whereas on the other side of the globe, Malaysia is living it up with 33 degrees celsius. This explains why the Bermuda Triangle would obviously be inclined to take a trip to Malaysia to soak up the sun.

Magnetic Phenomenom

It is hypothesized that in the Bermuda Triangle there is a Magnetic Phenomenon and it has been proven to be a place where True North and Magnetic North line up.

This intern explains why the transponders would cut out and cut in and eventually not be traceable again as the conflicting magnetic polarities would distort radar signals making it virtually untrackable.

This Magnetic Phenomenon also gives rise to lightning being able to form electrical storms and I believe that a lightning bolt struck the aircraft and it slowly started to descend to its imminent death as this would have caused many electrical failures.

You may question, why was no wreckage found?

Well, it has also been theorized that the lost civilization of Atlantis resides within the Bermuda Triangle and I believe that inhabitants of Atlantis would have taken the useful materials from the aircraft to expand upon their extensive underwater empire.

Well that is how The Bermuda Triangle accounted for the disappearance of Malaysian Airlines Flight 370

Thank You For Reading!
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