Your Daily Dose of Chuckles #48
Three men died and stood in front of God at the pearly gates.
When God asked the first man if he had been unfaithful to his wife, the man admitted to two affairs during his marriage. God game him a compact car to drive around heaven.
When God asked the second man the same question, he admitted only one indiscretion, so God gave him a mid-sized car to drive around.
When the third man was asked the same question, he said that he had been faithful to his wife for the whole of their marriage, so God praised him and gave him a luxury car.
A week later, when the three guys met up in a parking lot, the man with the luxury car was crying.
When they asked him what the matter was, he replied that he had just seen his wife and she was riding a bike!