Damn vegans!!!
22 ways to DESTROY a vegan in a discussion: Your step-by-step guide to justifying killing animals and destroying the planet...
Step 1: REMIND THEM THAT HUMANS HAVE BEEN EATING MEAT FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS
No vegans are aware of this, but one thing they are aware of is that if humans have been doing something for thousands of years, it must be acceptable. After all, there's nothing worse than moral progress!
Step 2: BECOME A PLANT RIGHTS ACTIVIST
Everybody knows that killing animals and killing plants is the same thing. Be sure to condemn a vegan driver if they swerve onto the grass to avoid running over your dog... they'd have only taken one life if they'd have just headed straight for the dog, but no, they had to take out an entire family of blades of grass instead.
Step 3: ASK THEM WHAT THEY'D DO IF THEY WERE STRANDED ON A DESERT ISLAND
Vegans are routinely stranded on desert islands. This is why many of them have beards.
Step 4: REMIND THEM THAT EATING MEAT ISN'T ILLEGAL
If politicians think something is okay, then it must be!
Step 5: SHOUT "BACON" REPEATEDLY
Vegans have never heard of this product. This will disorientate the vegan.
Step 6: POINT AT YOUR CANINE TEETH
Everyone knows that if you have a body part capable of doing something, that means it's okay to do whatever it is that it/they can be used for. For consistency, be sure to sexually assault someone and then point at your dick when the police question you as to why you did it.
Step 7: TELL THEM THAT WE NEED TO EAT ANIMAL PRODUCTS TO SURVIVE
Many vegans are unaware of the fact that they are actually dead, much like...
Step 8: TELL THEM THAT MEAT IS TASTY
No vegans are aware of this, since none of them have ever eaten meat in their entire lives.
Step 9: TELL THEM VEGAN FOOD TASTES LIKE SHIT
It's a well known fact that not a single one of the 20,000 edible plant species on earth or the spices and other products derived from them are in the slightest bit appetising.
Step 10: REMIND THEM THAT THEY USE ELECTRICITY
Being involved in a justice movement is hypocritical if you use electricity. Be sure to also tell racial equality campaigners, gay rights activists and anti child abuse campaigners that their cause is pointless for the same reason.
Step 11: CALL THEM A PUSSY
Caring about stuff and siding with the weak and defenseless over the all-powerful masses is for pussies.
Step 12: REMIND THEM THAT YOUR SITUATION IS JUST LIKE A LION'S
Let them know about that one time you stalked your prey down in the meat aisle at Sainsbury's, clutching a weapon fashioned out of plastic called a 'credit card'.
Step 13: MAKE THEM AWARE OF HOW YOU EATING MEAT AND ANIMAL PRODUCTS ACTUALLY BENEFITS THINGS
Make the vegan aware of all the good eating animal products does for animals, the environment, and other humans. Seeing as veganism helps none of those things, this will make the vegan realise which is the cause REALLY worth fighting for.
Step 14: TELL THEM HOW GOD WANTS YOU TO KILL ANIMALS
Even though animals are God's creation, Thou shalt not kill and he gave us the garden of Eden, go ahead and completely ignore that. Take vague phrases from the Bible and quote them with over-confidence, as if that's any better than quoting a Harry Potter book.
Step 15: TEACH THEM THAT IT'S TRADITION, SO IT'S FINE
After all, traditions like stuffing bread up a dead turkey's ass is a sign of peace and love. Traditions are never immoral.
Step 16: REMIND THEM IT'S COMPLETELY NATURAL
We eat as much meat today as before and it must be healthy for us. The heart disease, cancer and diabetes must be something to do with eating brocolli… Or Spirulina… Or something… damn spirulina - killing us all.
Step 17: TELL THEM SOCIETY SAYS IT'S OKAY
Society has never been wrong, ever. Society didn't get gay rights wrong, female rights, slavery and other historical fuck ups. Society is always right.
Step 18: EDUCATE THEM THAT ANIMALS WOULD TAKE OVER THE WORLD
After all, supply and demand doesn't really exist. It's not like we breed these animals for profit or anything. Would you like a cow in your bathroom? Well…. Would you?
Step 19: TEACH THEM ABOUT EVOLUTION
There is never any point in evolving as a species to be healthier, save our planet and stop victimizing others. We can stay exactly how we are without ever improving anything. After all, why should we bother to improve? That's never benefited anyone.
Step 20: LET THEM KNOW WE ARE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN
These vegans are unaware that we're at the top of the food chain. We are absolute apex predators: tell them about the time when you fought bears, lions and sharks with your bare hands and ate these animals without cooking them.
Step 21: WE ARE WORTH MORE THAN ANIMALS
Humans are ethically worth more than other animals of the animal kingdom. Who says? Us of course! Vegans are unaware of this and are selfishly spreading compassion. They need to be stopped immediately.
Step 22: VEGAN FOOD IS TOO EXPENSIVE
Remind these vegans that rice, potatoes, beans, seeds, vegetables, fruits etc are simply too expensive. Be sure to do this on your latest iPhone. It's not as though 3rd world countries have had this diet for millennia.
Lmao, whoever uses these points is a complete dumbass
yeah....
Tell them soy is turning boys into girls!
Lol. I don't know if you're serious or joking or not. But the majority of credible science out there shows no feminizing effect from soy and the science even shows an estrogen protecting effect! Also... There are real estrogens in eggs, dairy and meat over 1000 times more powerful than the phytoestrogens in soy and other plants. So.. Yeah..
yes.. it was a joke.. but I wanted to throw it in there anyways. But thanks for the update. I didn’t know to believe in the soy - estrogen thing. Generally I am a joker though For future reference :)
Good to know! It's hard to tell lately with certain big names like Paul Joseph Watson putting out videos which are poorly researched and demonizing soy and playing to confirmation biases that a lot of people have.
In addition to the real estrogen animals have, something like 90% of soy is fed to the livestock anyways.. So I mean.. If it was feminizing, it's also in all the animal products as well by extension.
well if research says it has less estrogen then what you stated above, then there is no cause to worry. With that being said, I still love my miso soup with big chunks of soy - and you can add some beef to it
Yeah.. Certain populations have been eating soy for like thousands of years and studies done on their populations show no feminizing effect, there are a few small and rare examples but these people were eating EXTREME amounts. So I mean.. I wouldn't worry much about it personally, a lot of bodybuilders and athletes eat soy and they are often very concerned about hormones like testosterone and estrogens, they want more testosterone usually and less estrogen, so I think if athletes who do this for a living aren't worried about it, we probably shouldn't be that worried either unless perhaps the only thing you eat is soy, then maybe a problem could develop. I'm not sure. Either way it seems clear that these people who are demonizing soy are probably consuming a lot more estrogen in their animal products than the soy eaters are themselves with soy, heh.
very different one indeed!!!!
22 numbers illustrated in artistic symbolism then pronounced I. "The word" in the great arcanum. Who would win an eating contest .... a regular eater , a breatherian , a vegetarian , or a vegan ...... if no rules applied.
Great 22
Thank you kindly.