Comedyopenmic Round 39 | Happy Thanksgiving | Thank you for the early year-end bonus Steemit!
This morning I woke up pleasantly surprised
Although we don't celebrate Thanksgiving, it was nice to see that Steemit.inc didn't forget about me at Thanksgiving. I saw that my year-end bonus arrived early, unfortunately, I didn't get a personal thank you note along with the amount they transferred to my wallet. But I don't want to be ungrateful and therefore I will accept this lovely amount as a thank you for my hard work on the Steemit blockchain.
Powering down
As I have a lot of wishes to do with this financial freedom, I will collect my first powerdown in a few days to immediately leave to Australia to meet @dj123 and @idikuci. They have told me I should come to Australia, and actually, it has also always been a dream of mine to go there.. I know there are quite some other steemians living down under, so let's have a meeting once I arrive somewhere in the beginning of next week!
I shall now envision more wealth is coming my way
Now I know how it feels being a multi-billionaire, to be exact 111 billion and a whole lot of pennies, I feel like I can get used to this lifestyle. Just ordered my Lambo payed in (of course) Steem. Because I can imagine that they will take a big chunk of that amount if I convert it to Euro. Let's just buy everything with crypto. Maybe it's time to look into that exchange that got Steem listed just recently.
Who needs a delegation?
I will spread my wealth in the communities, I only need some kind of deposit to give you a huge delegation with a ROI of 10 ! I accept different kind of deposits, one thing you can do is send me 100 STEEM or SBD with a memo that you would like to receive a delegation from me, or you can send me your master key (only useful if your account is worth a lot though). Of course you will not get 1000's of SP delegation for only 100 STEEM, I shall be charging huge conversion rates and fees. And of course I shall upvote myself 10 times a day, because it will now finally have a bit of influence on the pending reward :-)
Greetings from Down Under and probably the Bahama's after that!
Tagging is mandatory or the COM judges are going to kick my ass
@dj123 (because you live down under) & @idikuci (the most delicious and scary strawberry / llama ) & @doomsdaychassis (you're awesome) & @amirtheawesome1 (because I miss your entries and you being around in the server)
You are all invited!
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Thank you to @matytan for the great banner
I for sure need a loan.
:)
You're kind of poor compared to some of the other entrants, so it's a good thing you are smart and probably pretty.
Well, I'll take that as a compliment :)
he never calls me pretty.
:(
Awesome .. we are all filthy rich !
I wish they'd told me it was a glitch before I spent $50 billion on giant megastructure pyramids on the north and south poles.
I saw this today as well. I was 333 billion dollars the richer and was thinking how many reef skirted islands I wanted to buy to spend my days idling and scuba diving on when suddenly it hit me.... steem is fckd 😉
Happy thanksgiving 😆
WTF i have 88 youve got 111 we both can go down under, and what we also could do is to make a world trip visiting 88 or 11 steemians there.
I love the daydreaming
Sounds like a solid plan to me.. gonna pack now!
We kunnen wel een blog doen wat zou je doen met je triljoen !
haha daar had ik al aan zitten denken :P great minds :P
Ohhh it's Thanksgiving of course haha thank you steemit. 😄