Fantastic $htick
9 pm on a Friday, lifeless and home alone. I just flushed a not so healthy dose of coffee down my system and I still can't think of a topic to mumble post about. How fantastic.
But let's wing it, let's pick something from the first paragrah. No I'm not going to talk about the time, that would be redundant. Nor will I be discussing how lifeless I am as seemingly, that's a trait shared by all steemians, as well as being coffee addicts.
P.S Rwanda has some of the best coffee around, let's talk business. Worry not, if your partner doesn't support your lifestyle I won't spill the beans.
But I digress. Back to the topic at hand, I'm talking fantastic. Fantastic is this shitpost and fantastic are the suckers who'll upvote it. Blessed are the coherent freewriters, and fantastic are the shitposters who persist against the grain, even when following the herd. Confused? Perfect! Me too, it just makes it all the more fantastic, like anime protagonists after a timeskip.
My pic.
I once heard or read but more likely imagined that, tl:dr, people love repetitive shit! I've even tried it on several of my poems and ohoi behold, those tend to get more love. Don't believe me? Listen to these dudes spit. Not even a fan of theirs but by the time this track ends, you too will be a llama fanatic. Ok maybe not, but @llama5 already is, and he/she/it will surely think it's fantastic.
Yup, it/she/he will eat it up. How do I know? For starters, it makes for a great pun, and for seconds, puns are freakin fantastic!
Bananafish, fish, fish sticks, fantastic be the shtick!