Basic Drunk - adult funny story

in #funny7 years ago

Two friends were drinking in a bar until drunk. When finally their money runs out, one of them says: "I-I-I have sense," Al says, "Ma-ma-let us go home and ask my wife for money."

With a stagger both walked to the house of the Al, which is not too far from the bar. They arrived in the living room and turned on the lights, found his wife was going out with another man on the couch.

Al was drunk heavily and in his mind just drinking it, was not aware of the true condition of his wife.

Another with his friend who is still a bit conscious. "Sa-sa-dear, is there a little money for your husband-husband?" Al said with staggering. "Take in my coat purse, and quickly turn off the lights." Snapped his wife.

Arriving outside the house, Al observed the money he'd gotten from his wallet, "Ma-ma-it's enough for two bottles, I'm a bottle and you're a bottle, good-no, are not you?"

Her friend, still impressed by what she saw on the couch, reminded her, "But Al, what about the man who was with your wife?" "To hell with him, let him buy his own drink!"

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