Ab tak kyo nahi dekh aapne?

Ab tak aap logo ne bharat dekhi ki nahi dekhi hai. Yaar mujhe laga nahi tha ki bharat itna slow ho jaayegi. Sala ab tak 182 crore ki hi kamayi kar paayi hai. Mujhe laga tha ab tak to 200 crore paar kar hi lena tha lekin ab tak itna kama nahi paayi hai aur ab mujhe lagta hai jyada se jyada ye film 230 crore tak hi kama paayegi. Ji haan dosto sahi sun rahe ho aap log mujhe nahi lagta ki ye film 200 crore kama paayegi. 

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Waise yaar critics ki taraf se bahut achhe review aaye hai. Sab audience ko bhi ye film kaafi pasand aaya hai fir bhi chal nahi rahi hai ye dekh kar afsos ho raha hai. Mujhe pata hai kyo nahi chal rahi hai. Modi ki wajah se bhale hi salman modi ke bhakat hai lekin wo muslim hai. Aur ab ke samay me hindu log muslimo logo ko bilkul bhi pasand nahi karte hai aur apna gussa adhiktar teeno khan par hi dikhaate hai aur shahrukh khan par to bhaiyya pucho hi mat. 

Shahrukh khan ko pure ke pure bjp waale pasand nahi karte hai. Sab bjp waale usko deshdrohi bolte hai aur bolna bhi chahye yaar. Sala banda khaata India ki hai lekin donation pakistan ko deta hai aur aur har baar apna pyaar pakistan ko dikhata rahta hai. Yahi kaaran sab uss ko pakistani bolte hai aur desh drohi bolte hai. Kabhi kabhi shahrukh ki iss ravaiyya se mujhe bhi gussa aata hai. 

Saale ko itna jyada prem kyo hai akhir pakistan se samajh me nahi aata hai. Agar pakistan se itna jyada prem hai to fir pakistan kyo nahi chala jaata hai banda aap hi batao. Kya main galat bol raha hoon. Bas pakistaniyo ke liye banda prem dikhata rahta hai iss wajah se bhakto ke  nishaane me rahta hai aur ab to shahrukh kitna bhi achha film kyo na bana de wo flop hi hoga kyo ki ab hindu log usko bilkul pasand nahi karte hai. 

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Khair chodiye shahrukh ki baat aur salman ki baat suniye. Bharat maine socha tha 400 crore kamayegi lekin aisa lagta nahi hai ki hoga. Khair ab kya kar sakte hai bande ne itni achhi film banayi hai. Ek blockbuster film ka remake banaya hai lekin fir bhi film kama nahi rahi hai. Iss ki to itna bhi kama gayi bechaare shahrukh ki 100 crore nahi kama paa rahi hai. 

Ab khan ke din kharab chalne lage hai bhai log. Ab to sabhi muslimo ke din bhi kharab jaayega kyo ki modi fir se aa gaya hai. Khair hum yaha politics karne nahi aaye hai film ke baare me baat karne ke liye aaye huye hai. 

Ye lijiye iss film ki thodi making dekh lijiye ki kaise ye film banayi gayi hai. 

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