Hotdamn Electricity! (Pop Song of The Summer Part 4) COM 28 Entry 1

Iraq's rates in heat temperature has been surging while the rates of explosions and terrorist has stopped. And I honestly believe those two are related as I believe it's so hot outside that even ISIL isn't coming out. To make matter worse, I get a total of 6-9 hours of electricity a day so the heat is inevitable to suffer through. I decide to write another pop song of the summer and what's a better summer song than a song about the summer. Hope you like it.

P.S: This is a lyrics parody, you can check out the original songs by clicking on the artist/s' name.

Verse 1 - Ed Sheeran (Thinking out loud)

When your lights don't work like they used to before
And your fridge has an oven heat
Will you be able to eat a melted ice cream
As sweat forms between your butt cheeks ?

Laptop I, won't
Be charging you for
Seven Years
A/C is always off
I won't be feeling cold
Till winter's here

And I'm thinking about how...
I've been dehydrated since the month of may
And didn't have water to shower at all
Now I stink in every single way
This heat is melting my balls
It's sunny now...
The oven making of my room's begun
Feels like the burning of a thousand sun
Frying me till I'm passed well done
I'm thinking out loud....
This country's power is such a cunt

Verse 2 - Imagine Dragons (Demons)

When the days had rolled
And sun unfolds
And the brain you had
Starts turning into mold

When the AC goes out
And your body feels drought
And the worst of all
The sweat makes you look like snout

I wanna hide in my room
But now it feels like tomb
And with this heat inside
There's nowhere I can hide

No matter how much I plead
There's no escape from this heat
Now I feel sticky like cum
Now I feel sticky like cum

When you run to the fridge
Looking for some ice
And it's not a working device
And it's infested with mice

The sun feels too close
It's so hot inside
The sweat is burning my eyes
And it's drowning my hair lice

Verse 3 - Carly Rae Jepsen (Call me maybe)

I'd throw myself in a well
If you find one, please do tell
I'm sweating, this must be hell
Please don't stand in my way

I'll illegally immigrate tonight
To the U.S before sunrise
Just so I get captured by ICE
Just don't stand in my way

Now my skin is boiled
Likes it's been massage oiled
Well roasted, and broiled
Wouldn't this just drive you crazy?

Hey I just applied,
To join the navy
When we pass by water
Would you throw me maybe ?

Please let me join
No need to pay me
I'll clean out your room
And blow you daily

I'll do anything
No need to sway me
I'll murder all the men
And rape their ladies

I'll invade countries
And kill every baby
Just so I have a taste
Of a fucking A/C

I nominate @llfarms to grace us with the entry she's planning for 37 years now. Along with @carlgnash to know his hairy body is handling this heat.

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