Stickman Adventure, Part 15: Escape
Our hero lights one wooden 'object' from the growing blaze, then uses it as a torch to light the way as he escapes. This allows him to shut off his phone and save the remaining 25% battery for later. He also removes it from his skull helmet as he no longer needs to use it as a head lamp.
Once out of the cave, he sees that smoke billowing out of the entrance makes it obvious to anybody for miles around that a fire has been started here. Whoever all that 'treasure' belonged to is going to be pissed. There's a signpost and a diverging path in the distance.
What would you have our hero do next?
Stay Cozy!
But at least he made it alive and give some juice on the phone :D
The smoke attracts the creature and he gets to steal it's axe!
He tried to pick it up before and it was too heavy for him.
The dicks were a fountain of youth and power!
The town dicksmith is going to be angry.
This is hilarious, I should have gotten in on the ground floor, but will just be a bystander reading the comments and the story.
I think checking out the signpost and diverging path is a good idea but our hero needs to be cautious. All that smoke billowing out of the cave might attract unwanted attention.
Something tells me our hero is gonna have to offer himself up to the owner of that cave...sexually...But, uh, yeah, he should probably make his way to that sign and forking path.
Finally, let's get to that signpost. A binary choice.
We should have grabbed a spare dick, but I guess put this one out and sharpen it into a hardened dick spear.
Our hero goes down the diverging path and sets anything and everything on fire with the "object" torch so the giant can't follow.
I would think that our hero can either find a hiding spot and wait to see if anyone comes around to claim the cave or since there hasn't been any evidence of anything of value down there use the smoke as a diversion to get out of the area. Trying to find higher ground might be a good idea to get a lay of the land?
Are we still doing what’s next?
If yes, he should definately check the signpost and finally leave the monster’s territory. Perhaps if he goes few miles further, he can still get a signal on his phone, or finds one civilization.