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One is worried about salary delay ..
So his wife took off her ring and said, "Sell it and do it."
He wept and wept and wept until his beard was wet. She said: Do not cry, you bought it for me.
He said to her: This ring is not gold.

A police car stole his phone
They said to him: and Ihmk Bnlath even under the ground _
He sees the house shav in the road workers dig
He said to them:
Tighten your tricks .. Galaxy is black.

One says to his wife: Women have the right to refuse to have children
To maintain its beauty!
His wife replied: "I wish your mother kept her beauty."

A man entered a house and one of the six men tied it with a rope and a knife on its neck.
He said to the man who was with her, I gather all the formula and the existing law,
The man said to him: Do you want to break the rope and leave it?
Haraamy Ghanharh of tears and said you are a Pine you love your wife so much ..
The man said to him, "But my wife will come home after a quarter of an hour."

One time the country of al-Sa'ida and Saal al-Sa'idi said to him: "Here is the country."

One of the bus drivers, taxi driver, stopped and asked her, "Where are you?" He said "engineers" said "my soul, but you do not bother"

To break the routine .. Take your father 's mobile and send to all: God bless you on the dinner today I have and delete the message .. And I learned from home

We swear by God Almighty, I will die tonight, God willing, what I can meet, O Lord of juice, but the base of drink I become poison and die, and the Lord of the Kaaba "and the last thing they respond to: Originally, from your eyes, you are a good liar ... And the suicide speech that he said?!

One time they caught him and took him to the court. The judge said, "This is the second time you will come to me on your face!" He said: Show yourself every day here !!

One time and the receipt of the bill of money 7000 riyals knock on the Ministry of Water and said: Salamat Habibi ... It is not rain Halsna on my account !!

One time Shaf bint Mazah said: Can we recognize the moon? She said to him: Nailsat came to his cell and said: Ok, possible hesitation !!

A Saudi asks an Egyptian girl and your name is said: Hanadi Ahmed said: his club means Khayyim Meno!

One time Jaib Wardeh Mitta gift to his lover said to him: Tdini and his death! Reply to it: is not dead but bent to your beauty! I laughed and ratified the pump

A teacher asked a questioner asked a question Enter the word "sugar" in its useful sentence I said I drank tea in the morning The teacher said the word "sugar" said in tea

Mahash and Hindi Taho of pilot Mahash Matt Indian What Matt asked the Indian how died Mahash ?? He said, "I will leave this river." I say, "I open his umbrella

Ask Hakim what is love? It was said to them: It is the words of the letters H: puzzled when meeting B: crying when parting Asko Mahash the same question said: is the words of two characters h: donkey lies! B: An incredible cow!

One knock on his grandmother's door said: Maine ??? He said to her: Open I am your grandson said to him:

Hgtk like this and dropped your bag so and dismantled the door as well as the day is very long

Once asked his grandmother said: O grandfather how old are you? She said: 100 said: Salvation, O grandfather, disconnect the shipper my fullness!

Once married alone Hula told her. Why do not you speak !! She said, "You are far from your side."

One time admire his neighbor and her husband dead decided to run her door opened her door and opened the door without makeup, bumped and confused Maarif Ish says Mafi asked her news about the late

In which a man eats a spoon long? He said, "I am far from eating."

A grasshopper threw a phone from the balcony

One time they asked him the difference between Chinese and Korean? !! He said like the difference between coriander and parsley !!

Mahash bought headphones recorder ... Revert the second day !! Calella Leh ?? He said: The two have the same song !!

One time he was examined at a Sudanese doctor said to him: You have Fairuz in the lungs said: Sweet Fetch can receive Nancy in the liver

One time his wife says: Our Lebanese neighbor every day and he is Rahim Yabos his wife, why are you Matsui like him? He said: I mean, did he agree with his wife?

In it Mawash Sawa analysis Paul told him Dr. Polk where sugar said Tselmin and God Anti who Zoukk honey

An old woman was riding with a limousine. He dropped it in front of Al Nasr Club

Alone, she says: I went to buy my clothes and the first thing we entered the shop said my grandmother, please let us see your clothes!

One time he says to his wife: "Oh, your opinion. He said: I mean do not know you do not know me !!

One time his wife told him: I dreamed they were allowed to drive and I had a car Halo said: a full sleep can be an accident

Dick said to his chicken, "Yvvvh take your eggs and you Sakth" said to him, "at least better than the one who authorizes and does not pray"

A nervous teacher asked Mahshash said the sentence sentence "hit the student teacher" said the student hit: the crime of the teacher: the son of haram student: Miskin oh haram

One time bought a ring for his fiancé Qlulha her people come wearing the ring !! He hit the table and said Yalitny Sheret lost her pants!

Once upon a time called: Asad, Fahd, Tahib and Saqr !! They asked him why? He said: Alshan for what I say to them one time: O animals Come !!

Mahzash his wife died and in the condolence atmosphere of his wife's family
They said to him, "Praise the good, we give you her sister."
He said to them: Anto Nsaybi nor insurance company !!

Mhash income of the house of Shaf raised infidels in the hall said Min dog who is depressed inside the house?!
His mother said, "No, but your sister." His joy was in her engagement, and she fluttered on her knees

Mahash dream that in the people hit him in the dream rose from sleep Gap and his brothers and said to them do not sleep quickly as we applaud them !!

Muhash entered the government department Shaf Balad employee said: Mshi Lee Hmalmah said bald: on my head !! Al-Mahshash said: "I'm afraid I'll be upset!"

They asked Mahashsh u Abich feeling? He said: "Do not eat before eating, but you will eat it."