First Night Dynamite - Adult Story

A newly married couple prepares to sleep together. The husband took off his shirt, accentuated his biceps and boasted, "Honey, each arm holds the equivalent of two hundred kilograms of dynamite."

The wife was very impressed to see it. Her husband then took off his pants, showing off his muscular legs and said, "Each leg holds the equivalent of five hundred pounds of dynamite."

When the husband took off his underwear, the wife looked at him with horror. "What's wrong?" Asked the husband.

"I have to get out of the room," said the wife. "That much dynamite with such short" axis ", this room is about to explode!"

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