Vaccine Inserts don't lie
OK, vaccines! They are awesome! They save lives. You have to take them or you endanger your community. If you don't take them you are a mortal threat to people around you and have committed a form of violence against those that know they need them. If you think Vaccines aren't safe then you are clearly an unstable conspiracy theorist. You are wrong in the head. You are a public menace.
All you have to do is look at this vaccine insert published by the manufacturer themselves to know this shit is safe. Look here you moron!
Oh, wait... I mean... well, they are safe. I mean... well, look, sometimes, in rare cases they do actually cause autism. That's super rare though... And yes, sometimes, legally and technically speaking the vaccine will cause "SIDS" or sudden infant death syndrome. Yeah, technically that means the vaccine will in some cases literally kill your kid. Don't let that stop you though. If you let it stop you you're endangering the rest of us.


They don't tell the whole truth, either, but I understand.
My daughter is getting her 6 month shots tomorrow. I am always terrified to get her shots out of fear of effects. Some I believe are good like the ones for polio and smallpox. But they give kids so many more shots today than in the past. This one story about the parents with triplets becoming all autistic on the same day after vaccines is terrifying http://www.healthnutnews.com/triplets-regress-autism-day-genetics-not-vaxxed-story/ . Really interesting post.
Highly rEsteemed!

very good post mate.
There is a strong argument against this interpretation of the vaccine insert from Snopes and others. Whether or not you trust Snopes, if you read the article you can decide for yourself if their reasoning stands.
Here's some highlights:
Regarding SIDS
Regarding the general interpretation
Regarding autism
Now, I have to admit that this isn't evidence that the vaccine information says that this vaccine doesn't cause autism, but it sure doesn't say that it does cause it.
Here's another long read within which I found the Snopes article link.
Snopes is owned by one of the major media companies, which in turn is owned by the banks, which own the pharma companies. This whole thing is one giant spider web of ownership. It's like when I found out that some of the daily rag stuff promoting and reviewing movies was owned by the movie guys. They are literally just hyping themselves. Needless to say, I don't trust snopes worth shit.
I think more importantly the CDC owns 20+ vaccine patents. The organization that you would think most likely to protect you from harm over something like this is actually a vaccine owner. There is a massive conflict of interest there and in how the leadership positions keep rotating between pharma exec and CDC leadership.
It's just as easy to find some formal organization promoting vaccine safety as it is to find irate and heart broken mothers and fathers that will you tell you point blank with tears in their eyes that vaccines damaged their kids.
That's exactly why I said this
And since you've not addressed anything specifically I take it you did not read it. Regardless of bias (we all have it) fact, logic and scientific proof stand up on their own.
Well, there is science and then there is tobacco science. 4 out of 5 doctors suggest Camel brand cigs! You have to learn to spot the difference. If you read the literature put out by the pharmacuetical companies about vaccines they clearly lead to believe that things are healthy and you have to take them or else you endanger everyone else. If you suspend disbelief and look at their actual studies, time ranges on their data, and ways that they manipulate data that they get you find a completely different story.
So, yes, you have to go with unbiased science when forming an opinion. As a PhD scientist I believe that. What you don't have to do is trust every source you read, agree with every conclusion a scientist makes, believe people that profit immensely over things, or trust two 2-non science fatties on a couch getting paid to post.
What makes you think I'm doing that?
So far you have only espoused a general attitude, one which I agree with. Let me state a question clearly: do you disagree with any of the conclusions in the Snopes article? And if so let's discuss it.