Satirically Yours Series- Introduction

Make Funny.  It's a simple command.  There are lots of ways to be funny, but being a smart ass is my specialty.  I have burning need to write, a burning need to fix the world, and a burning need to expose some of the truths that I research.  I can't think of a better way to lampoon the wrongs by having fun expressing them than by creating satire.

"But Aggroed, the world is already soaked in satire!  Don't you know that?  We don't need you!" said every hater ever!

Yes, I am aware that may have been true, but when Jon Stewart left the podium to pursue the ring, many were left voiceless.  I thought we could turn to the onion, but then it was purchased by a long time HRC supporter and started spewing propaganda rather than satire. It's been a rough year for satire.

What can you expect?  I will seek out and destroy all mainstream opinions.  I will blast mainstream media.  I will lampoon all of the positions of the various parties.  I will take arguments to illogical extremes to highlight their idiocy.  I will mock just about anything that seems to have merit as having different legit positions that aren't being discussed or absurdity is discussed when thoughtful options are present.  I will attempt to spare no idiot for as long as I post.

I have strong Libertarian views, but I also believe people do better things when they work together.

If you're looking for news, entertainment, and something thought provoking all I can say is "Welcome Aboard!"