The Grumpy Monkey

The Grumpy Monkey owned a can of coke that they would smash. It would have been a fairly funny undertaking, to some, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a can of coke is the item to opt for.

The Grumpy Monkey looked for a spade to annihilate It should be a fairly curious approach to life, to many, but not to the Monkey, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a spade being the item opted for.

The Grumpy Monkey always kept a melon that they would play with. This seems an odd proposal, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a melon being the chosen item.

The Grumpy Monkey needed a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Monkey needed a rubber johnny that they sometimes smash. It was considered to be a surprising idea, to you, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

The Grumpy Monkey often carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes play with. It is a fairly curious activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. A pint of cider would be the item chosen.