Know Thyself

in #punchline • 8 years ago

Every night before bed I make sure the house doors are bolted and locked.

You never know when some wild-eyed and foaming gray-faced animal with shoes on the wrong feet, high on Steem earnings and tense from joke writing, is going to get up in the middle of the night and try to get out.

#laughingstock #funny #humor #comedy
8 years ago in #punchline by
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     8 years ago 

    ah, it's like how pedophiles take pills to keep their sex drive in check

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     8 years ago 

    Thanks for keeping me safe

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