4th of July

in #punchline • 8 years ago

Fireworks went off all night in the neighborhood.

I haven't heard that much banging outside my room while trying to sleep since that cheap motel in Tucson.

#humor #jokes #pun #holiday
8 years ago in #punchline by
$4.72
  • Past Payouts $4.72
  • - Author $3.63
  • - Curators $1.10
34 votes
Reply 3
Sort:  
  • Trending
    • [-]
     8 years ago 

    what about the people banging on your basement door trying to escape?

    [-]
     8 years ago 

    Gotta use ropes.

    $0.00
      Reply
      [-]
       8 years ago 

      4th of April

      a bouncing baby boy is delivered.

      $0.02
      • Past Payouts $0.02
      • - Author $0.02
      • - Curators $0.01
      1 vote
      Reply

      Coin Marketplace

      STEEM 0.04
      TRX 0.32
      JST 0.075
      BTC 64254.00
      ETH 1675.47
      USDT 1.00
      SBD 0.42