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in #life7 years ago (edited)

Are you single and in need of something warm and filling in your life?


If you answered yes, then this is the dish for you. Cheap, easy, full of flavor, and a lot healthier than any of my past relationships.
I call this skillet concoction "Bachelor Chow"

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First you need get ahold of these ingredients

  • 1 large russet potato
  • 1/2 an onion
  • 3 cloves of garlic
  • 1 can of mushroom soup
  • A handful of shredded cheese
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    Take your potato and cut it up like an ex of mine did to my personality; Trying to only salvage the parts she liked and dispose of the rest.

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    Next, take a whopping table spoon of coconut oil, throw it in the pan on medium heat and watch it melt much like I did when I laid eyes upon a beautiful girl.

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    Now, fry those pieces of personality potatoes until they're golden brown. Taking care to not burn them like my immature ex tried to do.

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    While frying your potatoes you will have to dovetail and dice the onion and garlic cloves. Breaking up with that bitch Cutting the onions and garlic will most likely make your eyes water and leave a bitter taste in your mouth.

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    Once you have your potatoes browned, toss in your onions and garlic. Let that cook for 5 minutes while continuously stirring the pot to elicit a reaction from your ex prevent burning. Now here come's the flavor. Add a dash of cayenne, the spice may burn your throat, but now you'll have a physical location for the pain you're truly feeling.

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    Ginger is one of my favorite spices to use with garlic, they blend into a wonderful taste. I used about 2 teaspoons. Add salt to your wounds by continuously stirring the pot taste, and keep stirring the pot. Don't add too much or else you'll end up with a salty bitch dish.

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    Open your can of mushroom soup and empty the contents into the pan followed by a cup of water.

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    Now stir in the condensed soup until you're left with a mixture that looks sad and devoid of life.

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    Throw in a handful of cheesy jokes for when you're around her and need to laugh and be happy.

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    Finally, garnish with a mouse, keyboard, and good friends on Steem.
    Happy trails friends

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    this is hilarious, cooking 1x1. Hope you find many friends to share a home cooked meal with. <3 welcome to Msp glad you are here!

    I dig your writing style here :D

    You forgot the best part, serve with a side of 'zona 👍🏽 loves me that Arizona.

    Fuck yeah, the yellow cans are better than redbull.

    You got a smile out of me ☺

    I'm glad, I like to make people laugh.

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    These kinds of bachelor chow recipes are always a hoot. Well done and keep going.

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