What the Captcha does THAT say?!
Captcha - From the humorous to the impossible
Happiness, pain, suffering, and anger can come from the smallest things in life - sometimes as small as a 200 x 100 pixel box. This is the short story and slight rant regarding the 'Captcha', and how it can cause you anger or joy: Just let the box do the talking!I'll pop a Captcha in your ass
Originally coined in 2003, the 'Captcha' was invented in 1997 by some smart dudes who thought that an average of 10 seconds was enough time to confuse the standard PC user. source
NOTE: I'd just like to alleviate any worries for a second here. It IS possible to pass the Captcha test prior to your morning coffee where you may not feel human.
My struggles
So yesterday i'm logging into my favourite Alt-coin faucet to pick up my free Dogecoin and boost my mining speed from incredibly slow to still incredibly slow, when i'm faced with the Captcha....
oounkau? WRONG!
ssleyinou? WRONG!
deergo? CORRECT!
I actually had 6 or 7 attempts at solving the Captcha for this site before nailing it with 'deergo'. Come on though, at least use a short phrase or a couple of words that make sense when said together? Surely the bots you are trying to fool aren't that smart yet? I wonder if they have a sense of humor though....
Excuse me?!
Time for a couple of Captcha out-takes. This is where the daily joy of logging into a Captcha secured website could arrive. I'm hoping one day i'll receive something like the below!
'blew her' Did he reallllly now! HOT!
'infinite beer' Yes! Glory days!
'touching 5-year-old' - oh no, you didn't?!
and finally, 'round asses' - Now this is more like it!
Thanks for reading today, if you have a Captcha to share or just want to ridicule me for not knowing the ones above, that's cool too.
Asher
Captchas can be downright infuriating when you're in a hurry. The ones with Street signs and store fronts alway seem to get me as they use very ambiguous pictures. Does the pope or whatever the sign is mounted to count? Do they consider any non residence a store front?
The ones with text are a bit less frustrating to me (sometimes). I've never seen one like what you've shown in this post. Some of these are hilarious.
Hilarious and impossible!
I'm the opposite, i can read signs but the squiggles and dodgy-shaped letters are very confusing and irritating! Thanks for dropping by :)
Thank you for his little anecdotes sympathetic. Today the captcha serves to teach artificial intelligence to recognize objects on images.
soon, the bots will be better at them than us?
Hahaha this is funny. I like the sarcasm.
Those captchas can be annoying lol.
I bring the sarcasm and cheap wit, and you bring the awesome alt-travel blogs :D
I see the balance in this community now. ;)
One day i'll try my hand at in your niche zone!
I sent you a message on steemitchat.
What an imagination!
no-one has ever said that to me before! haha :D
Don't play with Captchas, you will never understand them. LOL
I have to or else i don't get my free Dogecoin!
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